REALITY TV CIRCUS

In what should come as no surprise to anyone who follows reality TV romances kindled off of shows, Daisy De La Hoya has officially announced that she and the person she picked, London, are over.

Um, duh. Did anyone actually think that Daisy would keep the charades going with another season of Daisy of Love on the horizon? She has to get all ready for the next group of guys! C’mon! What’s a girl to do??

Anyhow, she said on her “official” MySpace page that she fell in love with London when the show started, but as things went down, she found the punk rocker to be more about getting pub for his band than actually caring about Daisy. So say we all…

Frankly, I’m bummed because I thought these two had a chance.

And, as you know, I was so fed up with Real Chance of Love 2 that I didn’t even bother reporting on that fiasco, because it seemed like every stripper in the galaxy made way to that casting call.

And, in the end, neither Real nor Chance kept their girl and now there’s rumors about Chance being gay. Heh. If that turns out to be true, dear God in Heaven…Anyway, look for Daisy Of Love 2 coming soon.

The one-time douchebag London actually came off like a good guy in the last few episodes, and his charm won over Daisy De La Hoya in the show’s finale on Maui.

You had to have a feeling this is the way things would work out, anyway, because all it took for London to be accepted back in the house was to email the show emcee Riki and voila, he’s back in!

Some interesting things happened, however, once London, Flex, and 12 Pack got to Maui. Daisy wasted no time whittling the three down to two, giving each person one outing and a dinner to explain why they belonged in the house.

Then she had an elimination ceremony at the Maui airport, where she said goodbye to 12 Pack, because 12 wouldn’t open up to Daisy. She basically left the dude on the tarmac. Wow, you don’t wanna mess with that girl, huh?

Anyway, that left us with London and Flex, and you could tell from the kiss Daisy gave London that she didn’t care if the wannabe rockstar didn’t have a job at age 30; she just wanted to have his baby.

At the final elimination ceremony, Daisy wasted zero time telling Flex that London was the guy for her, and London won the show, and Daisy’s heart. Aw….

The thing about this show is that London genuinely seems to care about Daisy. He even said he wouldn’t do what all of the other reality shows do, and that’s break up before the reunion show.

Hopefully, he’s right, and we’ll see if this supposed union between London and Daisy lasts. After you got past the mohawk and the drunken escapades, it did seem that London was a nice guy despite being unemployed.

The Daisy of Love finale is all set (finally!!) after Daisy did some stupid stuff for a few weeks and brought back that punk douchebag London to the show.

But she finally did manage to get that idiot Sinister out of the house after the wee little one threw another temper tantrum, busting up a guitar and crying about everything.

After that everyone’s exes were invited–except for London, who just had a friend visit–and so Daisy got the lowdown on their pasts.

That’s when Daisy found out Sinister hit his ex and that was enough for Daisy to kick his ass out. So now there are three: 12 Pack, Flex and London.

The finale is in two weeks, on July 26. I think it’s 12 Pack’s all the way, but London might surprise everyone and win it.

That douchebag London is back on Daisy Of Love now that Riki convinced Daisy that she really does like him. If Riki told Daisy the world was made of cheese, would she eat it? Probably.

Now there may actually be somebody in the house that Daisy would stay with permanently, although she did not give him a chain, meaning she can kick his Mohawked ass out any time she pleases.

Think the other guys were happy about this latest development? Um, no. Does Daisy care? No. Do I care? No.

In other news, Chi Chi, that little tiny butt-kissing punk who wears tube socks up to his nuts and berries, was eliminated. Only four left, Flex, 12 Pack, London and Sinister. I predict Sinister is going next, making it two dicks in a row.

Another week, another lame-ass elimination ceremony on Daisy Of Love. At least this week the producers had the decency to actually put in a challenge that somebody cares about, and that’s beating the crap out of each other in a cage.

It should have been a steel cage death match, but that’s beside the point. The point is, this show is the WORST reality dating show on TV, period. Even The Cougar was more entertaining.

Frankly, I’m amazed it’s still on the air! And at least Daisy didn’t leave the elimination ceremony in tears this time, like she has for just about every other elim.

Oh, yeah, some guy named 6 Gauge who talks about his pecker all the time, the oldest trick in the VH1 reality dating show book, was booted.

That leaves six more contestants, um, idiots, um, potential lovemakers for Daisy. I still think it’s 12 Pack’s show to win, but Flex is coming on strong. A dark horse pick would be Chi Chi, even though he is a brown-noser punk.

When is Megan’s show coming on? That’s what I wanna know!

Remember high school when you had people dropping out all the time? Usually, they smoked cigarettes–and other things–behind the buildings because they thought they were so cool.

Anyway, a similar thing happened last night on Charm School With Ricki Lake when So Hood, in grief because her friend KiKi was expelled, decided to leave.

In her view it was a “black thing.” Whatever. I think it was more of a “I don’t wanna shovel s*** for $100,000″ thing, but that’s just my take. You don’t see Bay Bay Bay, for example, saying anything about race. She’s there for the money.

Everybody is, otherwise they wouldn’t put themselves through these kinds of humiliating challenges on national TV. So for So Hood to say it’s a race thing is just dumb.

But So Hood wasn’t the only one to drop out. Oh no she was not! Farrah, little Miss What The French from Rock Of Love Bus, also decided to go back to stripping instead of winning the $100,000.

She said she just couldn’t take the yelling from the other girls. So that narrows things down to one in the “Blondtourage,” and that’s Ashley.

 Ashley is fixated on bettering herself, um, I mean, winning the $100,000 and so nothing, not even Farrah leaving, will deter her from that.

At this week’s challenge–after two people had already quit and left–the remaining women went to a senior citizens home to try to make a difference.

Brittaney Star was recognized for her uh, work in the motion picture industry by one of the guys. It’s always nice to be known, even if it’s in porn, right?

Bay Bay Bay won the challenge because of her ability to reach the old folks. Ahh, how sweet. (Barfs)

Anyway, at eliminations, it was Brttanya, Brittaney Star (again!) and Bubbles. I can understand the first two, but Bubbles? Why was she up there?

They should have given Bubbles her own show, instead of Daisy. Now THAT would have gotten VH1 some ratings. I will be severely disappointed if they send Bubbles home, but they didn’t. Nobody went home, because two already dropped out.

So, it’s on to next week, where the ladies work with children. Heh. That should be interesting. Wonder if anyone will recognize Brittaney Star from her films.