REALITY TV CIRCUS

The girls keep dropping like flies on For The Love Of Ray-J 2, which, by the way, is much different from the first season.

Ha! More talk about “smashing” homies in this episode, is this show already getting boring and repeating itself?

And why do these shows attract psychos like Lava, the West Indian girl who is about one egg short of a dozen when she’s taking her meds?

Anyway, this show will hopefully not get old too soon, but it doesn’t look promising. Help!

The one entertaining portion of the show came when the girls had to make complete fools of themselves, appearing in music videos for Ray-J’s benefit. In the end, somebody won and others did not.

Then he booted two girls, Lava (duh) and Just Right, who didn’t really like Ray-J in the first place and was probably just there for TV. So say we all.

Ooh, it’s getting nasty in the For The Love of Ray-J 2 house. Yep, that’s right; this is the second season of that wild, wacky show starring more strippers, gold diggers and straight up ho’s than you can shake your booty at, folks.

Never one to shy away from a good argument, Ray-J had the girls put together movie scripts and read them aloud (yes, aloud) for him. Some did okay, and some, like Extra, did not.

She is seen here crying in her luggage, which looks like it’s two-thirds packed and ready to go.

Meanwhile, Ray-J picked three winners and the show must go on, you know? So, it did, some girls sucked alcohol off of Ray-J’s belly (true story) and others less fortunate were eliminated, like Extra and our friend Trouble.

So, still a long way to go before we see anyone come to the forefront of this mess, I meant, reality TV show. But it’s very entertaining.

In what should come as no surprise to anyone who follows reality TV romances kindled off of shows, Daisy De La Hoya has officially announced that she and the person she picked, London, are over.

Um, duh. Did anyone actually think that Daisy would keep the charades going with another season of Daisy of Love on the horizon? She has to get all ready for the next group of guys! C’mon! What’s a girl to do??

Anyhow, she said on her “official” MySpace page that she fell in love with London when the show started, but as things went down, she found the punk rocker to be more about getting pub for his band than actually caring about Daisy. So say we all…

Frankly, I’m bummed because I thought these two had a chance.

And, as you know, I was so fed up with Real Chance of Love 2 that I didn’t even bother reporting on that fiasco, because it seemed like every stripper in the galaxy made way to that casting call.

And, in the end, neither Real nor Chance kept their girl and now there’s rumors about Chance being gay. Heh. If that turns out to be true, dear God in Heaven…Anyway, look for Daisy Of Love 2 coming soon.

Welcome back, folks, to another exciting season of For The Love Of Ray-J. In this case, it’s now For The Love Of Ray-J 2, but already we can see several things developing.

First off, Ray-J is through with his playboy ways–although he still likes a girl who can do the splits–and he wants to settle down.

Typical second season behavior from the male lead, right? First season he wants to get on whatever he can, and the second season he becomes more refined, as if all of a sudden, he stopped being a horn dog.

Anyway, that attitude lasted about all of five minutes before girls started throwing down drinks and acting crazy!

In the end, though, Ray-J didn’t give a glass to Tipsy, for obvious reasons. He also didn’t give a glass to Fettucini, who came into the house bragging about being a celeb smasher. Probably a wise move there.

And finally, in the biggest hard-on killer of the evening, he didn’t give one to Diego, the girl who asked him who his fave R&B artists were, and hers didn’t include Ray-J. Wow.

Anyway, 16 girls remain. Any faves from week one?