Aug 17 2009
My Antonio- Series Premiere Is Off The Charts Craziness - Episode 1 Recap - VH1
The new reality TV show My Antonio starring soap opera legend Antonio Sabato Jr. debuted on VH1 last night and it didn’t disappoint.
Complete with girls in disbelief that Sabato was even in the mood for love with them, to his crazy Italian mother as his guide to his major plot twist at the end, it was TV gold.
The first highlight was that Sabato jumped off a boat and swam to his 13 damsels in distress, causing some to have a near heart attack (seriously!).
Then, he wasted no time in booting one off the show, a French gal named Natalia with mondo gigando feet (pic proof below).
He told her he’s big on hands and feet, so off she goes (with her feet) and we’re down to 12.
Whoa, that was quick. After his mom shows up looking like Krystle from Dynasty, she tells Antonio that Courtney in the silver swim suit and fake jubblies isn’t his type. So she too is gone. Wow…
This show is so far off the deep end it’s ridiculous. And it even got zanier with the elimination dinner table. That’s right; stuff your face and go home.
Either supper or a card awaits under their trays. Talk about working for your supper. But wait, it’s not over yet…
A boat named “Ciao Bella” (LOLZ) takes Anju away to safety, or to freedom. If you had to be around Antonio’s mom for five minutes, you’d probably feel the same way.
But Antonio is a frigging TV star, and this show is NOTHING like the other reality TV shows, because this guy actually has a history.
But they saved the most entertaining part for last. After Anju left, they were down to 10 but Antonio’s ex-wife, Tully Jensen-Sabato, showed up and entered the competition for his heart! WTF?
This show will definitely be on my to-do list from here on out. And it should be on yours, too.
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