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The pro wrestler Matt was sent home by Megan last night at the conclusion of episode 3 of the hit TV show Megan Wants A Millionaire, but the surprise of the night came when Megs also booted Joe, the closet gay who is obviously not into Megan (or girls) but is definitely here for the TV cameras.

I guar-an-frickin-tee you will see Joe on I Love Money 3, because he is psychotic enough to want to compete on that game show.

Joe also happens to be filthy stinking rich (worth $10 million) even though he inherited it all. Frankly, I doubt Megan cared that the money was kind of his in the first place (he owns about 20 percent of the family business); she just cared that it could have been hers at the end.

Instead she booted him out, just saying there wasn’t enough of a connection between the two. What, she couldn’t get over the fact the guy was gay? What in the hell is her problem? LOLZ

Anyway, there was also a competition, in which the guys had to come up with a business plan for Megz retarded dog Lili. Niiiiiice…Ryan won that and continued his Canadian butt kissing charade all the way through to a nice dinner, where he spoiled Megan and spent over $200 on the spread.

But the best part of the night happened when The Punisher and Francisco unveiled their business plan, which is below.

Actually, it was for a spa for Lili, but you get the idea, Two strippers = relaxation. Both survived for another week on the show.

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