Aug 10 2009
Garth The Plumber, Shaun The Cheapskate Declined But Joe The Closet Gay Stays - Megan Wants A Millionaire - Episode 2 Recap
Episode 2 of Megan Wants A Millionaire picked up right where it left off, except Megan now has the guys working out of their new offices: her mansion.
What? Yes, she still wants the to conduct business by day so that she can get that money. So basically, what we have here is a future trophy wife who isn’t afraid to tell a man what she wants, so long as they have lots of money.
Megan then had the guys give her another gift during the challenge. Out of those 15, three were chosen for the final round: Al, who gave her that $8.000 check he promised; Shaun, who performed some sort of body sushi; and Big Mike, who bought her a dress.
All the guys who thought with their hearts, their appendages and other things not related to money going into Megan’s pocket were out of luck, apparently.
But a most interesting thing happened during the final challenge. When Shaun attempted to run his credit card for some gifts for Megan, it was declined and Al, being the nice guy he is, footed the bill.
Nice? Yeah, but this is a game, and Al later told Megan what happened with the credit card. She wasn’t happy.
At elimination, it was the end of the road for Garth the Plumber, who really wasn’t her type.
But for Joe, who liked Megan’s dog too much–and others we won’t mention–Megan inexplicably decided to keep him. If he isn’t gay I will quit blogging forever. What is he doing on the show in the first place? He had about 10 million reasons to be on the show and that’s why he’s staying put.
Shaun was sent home as well, probably for being a cheapskate in Megan’s eyes. In this show it’s all about the money. And you’ve got to have some to be on it.
