REALITY TV CIRCUS

Supermodel/bitch Janice Dickinson was finally voted out of the jungle last night on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here.

That’s probably better than the other fate she would have received, which is all of her castmates beating her scrawny ass for peeing all over the jungle where they walk in their bare feet. Or spitting wherever she pleased. Or just being Janice.

Whatever the case may be, you know. I’m kinda bummed Holly Montag was booted too, because she had a thing going with our jungle boy Sanjaya, or so we thought. And she was Heidi’s sister, but the word is that Speidi will be back for the finale next week.

Anyway, now it’s getting down to the nitty-gritty. Only one week remaining until the finale.

Left in the jungle to fight it out are six: Sanjaya the jungle boy, Stephen Baldwin the Jesus freak, John Salley, Lou Diamond Phillips, Rod Blagojevich’s wife Patti and Playboy playmate and WWE wrestler Torrie Wilson.

Phillips is the odds-on favorite to win it, with Sanjaya a close second. Wilson is the only hope among the females heading into the last week of the show. Who do you think will win?

Laurie was the odds-on favorite to win the new reality TV show She’s Got The Look on TV Land, but then she went batshit crazy and the rest…well, it’s history.

In fact, I can’t ever recall when somebody stripped down to NOTHING on a reality TV show at an elimination ceremony, but we have definitely broken new ground here.

Whether or not the whole thing was a publicity stunt, it just goes to show that you never really know what people are thinking.

And it’s the reason why I’ll be tuning into this show all season. You’re dealing with women in menopause under pressure. Wow.