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Ah, ha, ha, ha… Janice Dickinson, that crazy hag/supermodel somehow got America to vote for her to stay in the Costa Rican jungle, and she wasn’t happy.

That’s what makes this so hilarious. I’d imagine America will keep voting for her every week so that they can make her life a living nightmare.

You know, the way she’s making everyone’s lives Hell on the show. So for Dickinson, what goes around comes around and so now she will have to deal with the people she’s stolen from.

And she’ll have to sleep on the ground she’s pissed on. Hopefully a giant rat crawls from beneath her cot and attacks her, leaving her a crumpled mess of silicone and fake skin.

Other than her irritating everyone, Daniel Baldwin was doing a good job of being a jerk, too, making idle threats to his competitors.

That worked out well for him; now he’s on his way back to the states after making himself look like an ass on national TV in the one week he stayed there.