REALITY TV CIRCUS

Another week, another lame-ass elimination ceremony on Daisy Of Love. At least this week the producers had the decency to actually put in a challenge that somebody cares about, and that’s beating the crap out of each other in a cage.

It should have been a steel cage death match, but that’s beside the point. The point is, this show is the WORST reality dating show on TV, period. Even The Cougar was more entertaining.

Frankly, I’m amazed it’s still on the air! And at least Daisy didn’t leave the elimination ceremony in tears this time, like she has for just about every other elim.

Oh, yeah, some guy named 6 Gauge who talks about his pecker all the time, the oldest trick in the VH1 reality dating show book, was booted.

That leaves six more contestants, um, idiots, um, potential lovemakers for Daisy. I still think it’s 12 Pack’s show to win, but Flex is coming on strong. A dark horse pick would be Chi Chi, even though he is a brown-noser punk.

When is Megan’s show coming on? That’s what I wanna know!

Now that casting has started on the show For The Love Of Ray-J 2, it’s time for Cocktail, the winner of the first season, to announce she and Ray-J are over. Because that’s what winners of fake reality dating shows do!

Well, she did announce they were through, on her MySpace today:

“So most of you have seen photos floating around with me and a guy who is obviously not Ray. Some of you have been asking questions about who I am dating, is it Ray? or this person or that person and I want to clear some things up.

When I was on the show, I truly fell for Ray. I invested my time, effort, and emotions into him and wanted things to work. But the reality of reality television is that it doesn’t always work. Ray and I are no longer together. We have not been together for awhile now but we have remained friends and when we hang out we have a great time. I miss him very much and respect what decisions he has made. He is a really cool person and someone I feel connected with for sure but aside from that, I can’t say.

As for the tour we just did and ‘acting’ like we were together, it comes with the show. What people saw of us on tour was real. When we are together we have a cool chemistry. We have fun and enjoy each others company. But at the end of the day I wasn’t the right person for Ray and although it hurt me at least he was honest about the situation before it went any further.

I do want to end this on a positive note, I am happy. I am having fun, living life and doing me. I have a lot of projects coming up and you will see a lot more of me for sure.”

If by projects Cocktail means another reality show in addition to the Bad Girls Club and Ray-J, then I’m not interested.

But I actually think she’d kick ass on I Love Money 3, because she’s a conniving bitch who will do anything to get her way. Just so you know…