REALITY TV CIRCUS

We saw our first elimination tonight on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!” And Daniel Baldwin has joined the cast–or schlepped his way onto the set–giving the males another person. Yippee.

And it was Angela, one half of the famed “Frangela” comedy duo who was sent home by America. (She’s in the top left hand corner of the above photo for anyone who cares.)

Did America get it right? Hell no, they didn’t, but they did keep the person who is the most entertaining, other than Speidi.

That person is of course Janice Dickinson, who is ten eggs short of a dozen on a good day. On a bad day, she makes Brittaney Star of “Rock Of Love Bus” look like Mother Teresa. She’s already stealing other people’s shit, which means somebody is gonna choke a bitch.

Spencer and Heidi, they’re still in the jungle, uh, on set, trying to weasel their way back onto the “real” set so they can suck up more oxygen and leave the rest of the cast breathless–or filled with rage–in anticipation of killing Speidi and leaving both for dead in the Costa Rican rainforest.

It’s only obvious that the cast will allow Speidi to return to the show after the dimwitted duo quit twice so that they may know what to do with the bodies. It’s really the only way to send those two out on a proper note.

Seriously, though, I’m not advocating killing anyone. If they stay long enough in Costa Rica the various venomous animals will find a way to get to them.

So stay tuned, because you already know Spencer and Heidi will be making their triumphant return on Monday after spending a fake night in a fake building filled with props that look like dangerous animals and creepy bugs.

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