REALITY TV CIRCUS

We saw our first elimination tonight on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!” And Daniel Baldwin has joined the cast–or schlepped his way onto the set–giving the males another person. Yippee.

And it was Angela, one half of the famed “Frangela” comedy duo who was sent home by America. (She’s in the top left hand corner of the above photo for anyone who cares.)

Did America get it right? Hell no, they didn’t, but they did keep the person who is the most entertaining, other than Speidi.

That person is of course Janice Dickinson, who is ten eggs short of a dozen on a good day. On a bad day, she makes Brittaney Star of “Rock Of Love Bus” look like Mother Teresa. She’s already stealing other people’s shit, which means somebody is gonna choke a bitch.

Spencer and Heidi, they’re still in the jungle, uh, on set, trying to weasel their way back onto the “real” set so they can suck up more oxygen and leave the rest of the cast breathless–or filled with rage–in anticipation of killing Speidi and leaving both for dead in the Costa Rican rainforest.

It’s only obvious that the cast will allow Speidi to return to the show after the dimwitted duo quit twice so that they may know what to do with the bodies. It’s really the only way to send those two out on a proper note.

Seriously, though, I’m not advocating killing anyone. If they stay long enough in Costa Rica the various venomous animals will find a way to get to them.

So stay tuned, because you already know Spencer and Heidi will be making their triumphant return on Monday after spending a fake night in a fake building filled with props that look like dangerous animals and creepy bugs.

Jimmy, the 23 year-old personal trainer from San Francisco, was the winner of The Cougar, the highly controversial reality TV show that starred Stacey, a 40-year-old real estate broker from Arizona and her quest to find the ultimate younger man.

It all came down to two guys, Jimmy and Colt, a 25-year-old musician from L.A. in the finale. After Stacey sent the early favorite Travis packing last week, it was clear that Stacey still hadn’t made up her mind.

But after she had Jimmy and Colt spend time with her three children, two girls and a boy, it was obvious based on who got along best with her kids whom she would select.

Jimmy cooked dinner for the brood and was at ease with the whole thing, while Colt played guitar and actually seemed tense at the beginning when he talked to Stacey’s oldest, her son Graham.

That awkward conversation is what made my mind up. Also, the fact that Jimmy seemed kind of childlike, a lot like Stacey, leaned me toward that kind of thinking.

And then after she kissed Jimmy on the lips, it was sealed. Jimmy took things a step further by proposing to Stacey and offering her a ring. She accepted and now the two are engaged.

How long? Well, that’s anybody’s guess. In these kinds of shows, it can last a week, a month or even for a lifetime. But most don’t go past a week. What do you think? Will Stacey’s and Jimmy’s vow last, or is Stacey back for season two?