REALITY TV CIRCUS

People are already pissed off about this show even being on the air, which means this will be one of the must watch reality TV shows of the summer.

And it kicks off Sunday, August 2. But why should I tell you about the show? Here’s the information from the horse’s mouth, VH1:

Blonde bombshell and “celebreality” vixen, Megan Hauserman is looking for love — but not with any average Joe. Megan has her eye, mind and heart set on one type of man…a millionaire! Unfortunately, Megan’s had her heart broken by Bret Michaels in Rock of Love 2 and lost out on the $250,000 check in I Love Money. But now she’s back with vengeance to find both love and money with the goal of becoming the ultimate trophy wife. This summer, Megan will put 18 millionaires to the test as they compete for her affection in Megan Wants a Millionaire, premiering Sunday, August 2, 2009.

Megan’s millionaire suitors will compete in challenges ranging from going head to head in a high roller Las Vegas tournament to shelling out money in a date auction. Whoever wins the challenge, will win a date with Megan. But, it won’t just be any date. The millionaires will be given the chance to “upgrade” their date. How about driving Megan to dinner in an Aston Martin, instead of an Escalade? Or why not take a helicopter ride to Catalina Island instead of the ferry? One by one, Megan will eliminate the guys who can’t shell out the dough, until the ultimate millionaire is left.

Heh. Uh, so basically the show will be about a trainwreck wearing a tankini everywhere, who is a goldigger. What’s next? A show about exploiting children?? VH1 has really outdone themselves this time, and I’ll bet this show will be a hit.

Remember high school when you had people dropping out all the time? Usually, they smoked cigarettes–and other things–behind the buildings because they thought they were so cool.

Anyway, a similar thing happened last night on Charm School With Ricki Lake when So Hood, in grief because her friend KiKi was expelled, decided to leave.

In her view it was a “black thing.” Whatever. I think it was more of a “I don’t wanna shovel s*** for $100,000″ thing, but that’s just my take. You don’t see Bay Bay Bay, for example, saying anything about race. She’s there for the money.

Everybody is, otherwise they wouldn’t put themselves through these kinds of humiliating challenges on national TV. So for So Hood to say it’s a race thing is just dumb.

But So Hood wasn’t the only one to drop out. Oh no she was not! Farrah, little Miss What The French from Rock Of Love Bus, also decided to go back to stripping instead of winning the $100,000.

She said she just couldn’t take the yelling from the other girls. So that narrows things down to one in the “Blondtourage,” and that’s Ashley.

 Ashley is fixated on bettering herself, um, I mean, winning the $100,000 and so nothing, not even Farrah leaving, will deter her from that.

At this week’s challenge–after two people had already quit and left–the remaining women went to a senior citizens home to try to make a difference.

Brittaney Star was recognized for her uh, work in the motion picture industry by one of the guys. It’s always nice to be known, even if it’s in porn, right?

Bay Bay Bay won the challenge because of her ability to reach the old folks. Ahh, how sweet. (Barfs)

Anyway, at eliminations, it was Brttanya, Brittaney Star (again!) and Bubbles. I can understand the first two, but Bubbles? Why was she up there?

They should have given Bubbles her own show, instead of Daisy. Now THAT would have gotten VH1 some ratings. I will be severely disappointed if they send Bubbles home, but they didn’t. Nobody went home, because two already dropped out.

So, it’s on to next week, where the ladies work with children. Heh. That should be interesting. Wonder if anyone will recognize Brittaney Star from her films.