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Supposed frontrunner Cage quit the show, leaving us with whoever is willing to stay on, I guess.

This show has been a trainwreck from the word go, with more people quitting than ever. But one guy has stayed the course, and that’s 12 Pack.

As you can see from the photo above, he is not only into Daisy, he’s into himself. A lot. But he’s got to be considered the frontrunner.

So is Fox, on the other team, as the two groups battle it out for the right to be on Daisy’s album cover.

But like 12 Pack, Fox craves the limelight so he too jumps in the picture, even though he was supposed to be his team’s hairdresser.

Then after Fox won the solo date with Daisy–even though he’s probably gay…just a hunch–a skunk the producers possibly planted in the house appeared and sprayed the living shit out of 12 Pack.

As you can see from the picture above, the only way to get rid of a skunk smell is with tomato juice.

Oh, yeah, and Cage got kicked out for being a drunk with a bad temper. Had he stayed, somebody could have died, since next week is the fighting challenge, and Cage is a professional cage fighter, hence the nickname.

But in all actuality he would have gotten his ass kicked by Flex, so it’s good he went home with his tail between his legs anyway.