REALITY TV CIRCUS

KiKi was sent home from Charm School because Ricki Lake and the other schoolmarms thought she was a bad influence on the others.

What about all those hags from the Blondtourage? What are they?? Ashley found herself down on the carpet for the third time in a row, bringing a whole new meaning to the word threesome, except this time she actually wanted to be on the carpet.

This episode was classic, as Ricki had the girls cleaning the L.A. River. Heh. But hey, look at the bright side: at least they won’t catch anything they already have cleaning the filthiest depository/canal in the country.

Then after the girls returned from their community service project, the Blondtourage locked Brittany Star in the bathroom. Was it nice? No. Funny? Yes, but it caused Ashley to be sent to detention.

Other than that, you can still see a rift between the Rock Of Love girls and the Real Chance of Love girls and now that KiKi’s outta there, maybe they’ll actually be able to fix their differences. Maybe.