REALITY TV CIRCUS

It didn’t take long, about 15 minutes in my estimation for someone to get sloppy drunk and make an ass out of themselves on national TV.

That person was Beverly from Rock Of Love Bus, who ripped the crap out of Brittaney (porn star) and left her blond weave hanging half off after Brittaney called her a bad mother. That, and then choking the porn queen led to her dismissal from Charm School.

Sooo…Beverly down, 13 more to go. Then the girls went to donate their items and–naturally–Gia didn’t give up much for charity, in this case, an organization for HIV-AIDS sufferers. But KO donated her whole suitcase, showing the others that it’s OK not to be a bitch sometimes.

Speaking of bitches, there weren’t many last night, as all seem to be on their best behavior to try and win the money.

All except for Gia (above photo), who honestly couldn’t stand up. That and her public displays of bitchiness led to her dismissal. Probably saying she had sugardaddies on the side had something to do with it, too.

But before you go thinking that Brittaney the porn star wasn’t in the bottom three, she was. Surprised? Of course not.

And Ashley was also in the bottom three, because her friend Gia has watched too many episodes of I Love Money and thought it was OK to take her friend with her to the carpet. Uh, not on this show. So for those of you counting hot messes at home, that’s Rock of Love Bus 3, Real Chance of Love 0.

Amazingly, though, Farrah, the other “Blondtourage” girl was not in the bottom three. What the French?

So, 12 left in the Charm School and we’ve only just begun…to laugh. Still in the school are Marcia the Brazilian lush, Ashley, Brittaney the porn star and Natasha the tranny. And that’s only four to speak of. There’s So Hood, Bay Bay Bay and others, too. Oh, dear God, what have we gotten ourselves into?