REALITY TV CIRCUS

Ah, what a difference a week makes. In TV land, that’s like a month and on Daisy of Love it’s a year. Apparently it didn’t really take time for Brooklyn to decide that it’s time to go back to his psycho girlfriend–you know, the one who called the house 1,000 times last week–and deal with that.

That, and he didn’t want Daisy anyway. And that happened before elimination. Wow. Then, after the paintball hijinks, the boys and Daisy went to a club and the boys got all liquored up, put on their makeup (seriously) and made out with Daisy.

I feel like I might catch an STD just writing about this stuff, but oh well. After the club the boys all headed back to the mansion and Tool Box kept running his mouth, and putting his hands all over the other guys (pic proof above). A little weird, yeah, but it’s TV.

So on to elimination. Daisy booted Cable Guy and was all set to keep Tool Box until Flex spoke up and outed Tool Box for something the tool said about Daisy when he was drunk (pic proof above).

You know what they say about alcohol; it is the ultimate common denominator. In Tool Box’s case it was the eliminator and he was sent home too. Daisy was so hurt that she went to her room and cried.

What in the hell is wrong with these guys?

Lawyers and siblings Tammy and Victor Jih from California won Amazing Race 14 last night in Maui, overcoming NFL cheerleaders Cara and Jamie, as well as the feel-good story of the show, deaf Luke Adams and his mother Margie.

Luke and Margie left Beijing for Maui in control, heading into a road block in first place. But that’s when it started to unravel, as Luke had trouble matching all 12 surf boards to their respective task.

Victor was chosen to finish the road block and did so with relative ease, surpassing Luke into first place. Leading up the pack were Cara and Jaime, and Jaime chose to help Luke finish the road block but both were well behind Tammy and Victor heading into the finish.

It was a remarkable race for both Luke and Margie, mainly because Luke is the first deaf person in the race’s history. But it was also special for Tammy and Victor, both of whom had trouble communicating during the early legs of the race, but used their wits to become a force as the race went on.

Tammy and Victor are now winners of the $1 million grand prize.