REALITY TV CIRCUS

If you thought you had seen everything on Reality TV, you have not. Because to watch Daisy of Love last night on VH1 is to have watched something not even Stephen King could have thought of. To explain it in mere words would be a disservice when we have the pictures to prove it.

Suffice to say only one person was supposed to go home, but three went home instead, telling you all you need to know about the episode. There may never be another like it again, but if there is, I’ll definitely be watching.

Pop quiz: Let’s play “What did Flipper do this week?”

Flipper is the craziest one of all, and he is now out, but how did he manage that? Did he:

A. comprise the worst rap EVER; B. smash a beer bottle upside his own head; C. lick the blood dripping down his face; D. Tell all the other contestants to f*** off, basically; E. Go into the mansion and tell Daisy to f*** off; F. Eliminate himself from the competition; G. Take down his pants as some kind of statement(picture proof is above, sadly) or H. All of the above.

If you said H. then you are correct, and you watched the whole episode! That dude was unbelievable. If he had his own show, VH1 would need teams of security just to keep the guy from harming himself.

It all overshadowed the other two who were bounced, Weasel the drunk rocker dude from New Jersey, who was, apparently, a LASIK eye surgeon before he decided to become an alcoholic. It almost overshadowed the three morons who were sent to detention and had to perform lap dances for old ladies, but not quite. And it did trump the idiot who thought it would be a good idea to spray paint a red heart on a blowup doll during the challenge.

So yeah, there was a lot going on in the show. And out went the Professor, who was a goner the minute he showed up on the show, because he has no tattoos, he is a nice guy and he’s normal. There are no normal dudes on the show, man.

Anyway, enjoy the action photos above.

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