REALITY TV CIRCUS

Daisy Of Love premiered on VH1 last night and it was obvious from the get-go that Daisy is a wannabe pop star, coming out a la Britney with choreography and backup dancers.

OK, OK…what is THAT all about? I thought Daisy was a rocker chick. Hmmm…Anyway, the 20 guys waiting to try to woo her were impressed.

With names like Big Rig, Brooklyn, 12 Pack (what?) and 84, 85, and 86 (you know, the years when hair like theirs was still cool) we were in for an entertaining evening of reality TV.

But after a little meet-and-greet, we saw the first casualties of war, two dudes passed out on the floor. Daisy was pissed, saying she was the only rockstar in the house who could do that.

And then after the meet and greet, Daisy wasted little time getting down to business, as she unceremoniously booted the three Swedish triplets (middle photo) because she couldn’t see herself making out with three brothers. I believe the word she used was “Eww.”

Then the host, Riki, from Rock Of Love Bus Reunion, told the Swedes they could have all the free food they wanted, since it was obvious they needed it. But WTF was with them dipping their raw hot dogs in salsa?

Then at the elimination ceremony she kicked out a guy named Dropout and extinguished the flame of Torch, a Canadian rocker who didn’t talk much, instead he made dolphin sounds. Awesome.

So now there are only 15 guys in the house, including VH1 veteran 12 Pack (bottom photo), who says he’s not gay, despite rumors to the contrary. Should be an interesting show, with raging hormones and lots of testosterone.

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