REALITY TV CIRCUS

In the game of love, Mindy always says she comes out last. But she’s such a nice person, it’s hard to believe that that’s the case.

As for Taya, she is Little Miss Perfect and has never done anything (except pose nude in PENTHOUSE and strip her clothes off) that is remotely bad.

The funny thing about these two is that they’re good friends. So fighting for Bret Michaels might take a lot out of them. At the end of the day, though, Bret can only choose one and he’ll do so on Sunday. So here’s a tale of the tape on both:

Mindy - Brunette. A Kentucky native, she has a twin who was on the reality TV show Survivor. How strange. Anyway, she’s in sales, she’s 34 and in high school she was one of those “band camp” girls! LOL

Her strengths: A good listener, a good heart, open and honest.

Her weaknesses: May not know enough about Bret’s lifestyle, naive.

Overall - The real question is whether or not she could handle Bret being with other girls. That, and having kids, since she’d inherit one if she married Bret. I think those are two major hurdles she has to get over.

Taya - Real name: Laurie. From Ohio, her father was a rocker like Bret and so she toured all over the Midwest with him growing up. You already know her lifestyle (hint: it’s on her shirts) and she’s a tad younger than Mindy. She’s 30.

Her strengths: A will to win, competitiveness, knowledcge of music industry.

Her weaknesses: Bossy, two-faced, too focused on business.

Overall: Taya is probably the better choice for Bret on paper, since she knows the lifestyle and probably wouldn’t care if Bret slept around. But her uppity-ness has caused a lot of friction, even for Bret.

Consensus: I am gonna go with Mindy, which means I’m changing my mind about things. But I think that Bret already went with Ambre, a businesswoman last year and got burned. So this time out, he’s looking for someone to complete him and I think he may have found that person in Mindy, but she’ll demand that he change his ways, too. I think Bret might be ready for such a change, though.

Guess we’ll have to see Sunday night on VH1!