REALITY TV CIRCUS

On For The Love Of Ray-J, Ray first introduced the girls to (drumroll please) his grandma and his godsister. They all thought Danger (above picture showing Grandma her face tat) was crazy. That’s because they’re smart.

Of course it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that Danger might have a few screws loose. Better yet, the whole toolbox. Anyway, Ray wasn’t done there; then he took Danger, Cocktail and Unique to a sports bar where his buddies Tom Green (above picture flirting with Cocktail) and Warren G, among others were waiting.

Cocktail about freaked out when she met Tom Green, which obviously is not a good sign. An even worse sign is when he asked her out for sushi and Korean BBQ if she gets dumped. She said yes. Oh, my God.

But that wasn’t the worst of it. Danger apparently knew one of Ray’s friends (picture proof above) on a more intimate level, causing widespread commotion and Tom Green to bust into a rap about Danger being with one of his homies. LOL

And no, we’re not done there. After Danger made an ass out of herself on yet another episode, Ray took the girls back to the crib and later that night, Ray’s parents interrogated each of the girls, including his mother, who said she only needed 30 seconds to figure out if these girls were right for her little Ray-J.

At the end, Ray’s parents couldn’t decide either (they said all of the girls were straight no’s) and so Ray-J picked nobody. Now he wants to meet their families to decide their fate. Sounds like Ray isn’t pleased with any of them and we’ll be back for season two.

But the finale, in any case, is next week.