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Groupie Jamie went home tonight, mainly because Bret Michaels wasn’t going for the explanation she gave to him tonight, saying that she didn’t want to jump into marriage right away. What!?! Well, she’s toast, huh?

Look, Jamie, the dude is getting up there in age, and he would be the first to realize he may not have many good years left in him. So obviously, his first thing is to find somebody who will let him put a ring on their finger.

Then it’s all about having lots of sex, and I liked Jamie the groupie–and I’m sure she’ll find a rock star who would have her–but let’s face it: she wasn’t as hot as either Taya or Mindy, although if I were Bret, I’d get chccked for STD’s before and after having sex with Taya. It’s just a thought.

Anyway, the episode was uneventful and lame, as they all have been since Bret eliminated Ashley and Farrah and all the other crazies he has eliminated over the months. But they weren’t marriage material, like these ones. (except Taya.)

So even though he threatened to kick all three of them off the show during a dinner in which the girls said nothing, two still remain: Taya and Mindy, the two who were the best of friends and who are now sworn enemies.

Life on the road has gotten to everyone, it seems, but I’m going out on a limb saying that I think Taya–even though her relationship with Bret won’t last one week–is gonna win.

If Bret does choose Mindy, he will have a better chance of lasting, but I don’t think Mindy is ready for what the road–and Bret–will bring to the table.