Apr 01 2009
Lank Tossed Out On From G’s To Gents - MTV - Reality TV Circus
The last white boy was tossed out on From G’s To Gents last night, leaving us with only four playas: Baron, Teddy, Blue and Mito. How in the Hell Mito has made it this far, I will never know.
But I know one thing: Mr. Bentley is not putting up with anyone who is here for the wrong reasons, which is why Lank went home last night. Because his thing was to rile up the others and start secret alliances, his ass went home.
Mr. B let it be known this is not I Love Money and Lank is not The Entertainer. He’s here to really do something with his life, not try to win $250,000. I mean, the winner of the show gets a cash prize, but you can’t let anyone know you’re trying to get the money.
And the fact that he gave up a college hoops scholarship was just too, too much for even Mr. B.
Speaking of someone trying to get that money, Teddy announced last night that he’s a pimp. You know, he even sounds like that dude from the movie Hustle & Flow. Heh.
So in Teddy’s case, he’s going from a G to a Gentlepimp. Nice. So kids, if you’re out there, it’s OK to be a pimp, so long as you can make it look like you’re reforming on a reality TV show, just like Teddy.
Teddy really should have been the one who went home, but apparently there are more heinous things in the world than taking money from dumb girls, like starting secret alliances and talking behind people’s backs. That’s something I didn’t know.
In the challenge, Chef Nikki Shaw took time out from not making it on The Next Food Network Star to host a networking dinner party for hip-hop royalty. Right, right. In the photo she’s holding up a bottle of wine, which the G’s did not drink, because they’re (Duh!) trying to reform.
