REALITY TV CIRCUS

Apparently Beverly likes to whine as much as she drinks, which, if you didn’t know, was a lot. Anyway, she opened up after being eliminated. To spare you the excuses, we’ll just wrap it up into one tight paragraph.

Basically, she didn’t want to date “Bret the trash man,” so for those of you who thought she was a gold digger like I did, your theory has been realized. Oh, and she did think it was a bad idea to drink on national TV in front of her son. And her son was allowed to watch the show. Wonder what he learned?

So now that that’s out of the way, we’re down to three people on the Rock Of Love Bus, or whatever hotel the bus pulls up at. I think this is Jamie’s week to go; I just think she’s too young and doesn’t know how things really work, even if she’s a groupie and a stripper (two things Bret is also in love with).

Keep in mind, though, that Mindy is on warning, so if she doesn’t step up and make out with Bret she could go home too. Not that any of this means anything; I’m waiting for Rock Of Love Boat, because I don’t think any of these relationships, especially the one with Taya, are gonna go beyond a few dates.