REALITY TV CIRCUS

Frank The Entertainer was bounced from I Love Money 2, but he’s taking his second consecutive elimination in stride. He says that he’s cool with everyone on the show, including the snake Tailor Made. WTF?

If I were Frank, I would have made it my life’s ambition to make his life a living hell. Instead, he’s back in his parent’s basement getting yelled at, even though he’s 31 years old.

He adds that he can’t keep dwelling on the past and adds that the “more you fail, the more you accept failure.” Spoken from somebody who would know, I suppose.

Well, he’s now failed three times, if you count I Love New York 2, so the real question is: how much failure can one man take? Can somebody please get this guy his own TV show, so he can pretend he’s having some success?

Or, is he the Rodney Dangerfield of reality TV? The thing is, since he didn’t win the $250,000 he is still stuck in his parent’s basement, he can’t pick up chicks–although he could take them to a hotel. He had thought of becoming a male escort in his younger days. Now that he’s older he says he has more wisdom. He also says he wasn’t with Buckwild, which is bullshit. Everyone on TV could see he was.

He also claims he doesn’t sleep with many women. That could be true, since he lives with mom and dad. Dude has had girls like Mary Carey, though, so I wonder if he took Carey over to the parent’s house for dinner. I would have loved to have been there for that conversation.

So it will be interesting to see what happens next with The Entertainer. Obviously you never know what you’re gonna get with him. He’s kind of like a box of chocolates.