REALITY TV CIRCUS

First it was the drinking that had Bret worried about Beverly, the tomboy who liked to ride motorcycles and raise hell. Now it’s the obsession with Bret being a rock star that got her eliminated from Rock Of Love Bus, leaving three brunettes vying for his love.

Beverly even won the challenge with Taya, writing lyrics for one of Bret’s new songs and singing it well enough to go on a date with Bret, as the three jetted to Txeas for a rock festival Bret was playing.

But that’s where the weirdness started, in the limo. Beverly pulled out a souvenir teddy bear to have Bret sign for her son, which Taya–also along for the date though she’s a ringer when it comes to singing–laughed at.

Yeah, it’s a little immature to have a rockstar you’re dating, signing some memorabilia. It kinda sounds like Beverly’s more into Bret as a rockstar than as a person.

And that’s why she got the boot, even though Mindy is showing some signs of cracking. But I will say this: if Taya doesn’t open up to Bret soon, she’s going home. She’s the only one who is staying mum about everything and that could cost her.

Next up, Miami and a romantic date for the three. Should be entertaining, now that Jamie is the odd girl out and Mindy and Taya are BFF’s.

We all wanna know why Cashmere eliminated herself on For The Love Of Ray-J, the reality TV show that is, surprisingly, the runaway hit of the season behind I Love Money 2.

Cashmere was arguably the hottest girl on the show and a heavy favorite to run away with Ray-J to some remote island, where she probably hoped he didn’t bring a camcorder or a camera and had some friend who could somehow get hold of the video. I know that was in the back of her mind the whole time.

But instead of sticking it out, she got rid of herself and now (duh) she’s regretting it!  Um, are you kidding me? Then why did she eliminate herself?

She says it’s because Unique is a bitch, and Cocktail’s a fake who is a reality TV show veteran (which is true; she was on The Bad Girls Club for a cup of coffee, or a few glasses of wine). But I think it’s really because she wasn’t cozy with the cameras, which is probably a real problem for Ray-J, or at least it would be.

And Ray-J looked like he had the hots for her, at least from what I saw. But it’s all too late now, unless she pulls a Buddha out of her bra and writes Ray-J some sob letter to get back on the show. Somehow, from the way the girls treat Ray-J on the show, I doubt that’s gonna happen.