REALITY TV CIRCUS

By popular demand, the recaps for the Ray-J show are back. (Applause.) Anyway, we’re now down to five girls in the Ray-J crib, now that yet another girl has quit.

Cashmere resigned her position yesterday evening, even though Ray-J gave her the option to stay in the house. Instead he toasted himself and drank the glass of bubbly. The weird thing about the elimination is the girls sat in a waiting room, which probably made Ray-J feel like a stud. Oh, well, he probably needed to tell himself that.

He’ll always have Cashmere’s pictures, which he took about as willingly as he shot the sex tape. Heh. And if I were her, I would be a little worried about those pics getting out into the wrong hands, if you know what I mean.

Bask to the women quitting right and left on the show: doesn’t Ray-J have any cojones to stand up to these women? He’s supposed to be running them, but instead they’re running him! LOL It’s like reverse pimpology up in the hizzouse.

So now the contest has been narrowed down. Danger is still in the house, so the chances that she actually did become impregnated by Ray-J are getting higher by the moment.

And Ray-J didn’t give a crap about Cocktail being on the Bad Girls Club last season, because as he said, he has some reality TV experience, too. I don’t know if he’s referring to his sex tape here or what.

And Chardonnay is still on the show, too, so things are pretty entertaining. Basically, in my opinion, the reason Cashmere wanted out is because she’s not as slutty as the other girls.

It’s nice if someone is a man of God and filled with things like integrity, character and respect but those things don’t apply to I Love Money 2.

Bonez found that out the hard way tonight when Tailor Made, the snake that he is, and others talked Bonez into going into the vault for possible elimination, with Becky Buckwild and 20 Pack. And guess who got eliminated? Bonez.

So The Entertainer’s alliance is the strongest in the game right now, thanks to Becky Buckwild throwing yet another challenge by taking her team’s last gold coin needed for victory and running into the ocean blue.

Now that’s being a teammate. So Buckwild won the game for the other team, or her sweetheart The Entertainer’s team. So for now everything is hunky-dory in the house.

Not for Tailor Made’s secret alliance, though, because they’re down to five players right now. But we’ll just have to wait and see what happens next time. I’ll bet it’s gonna be surprising.