REALITY TV CIRCUS

Whoa, nobody expected for Ashley and Brittanya (above photo) to be out of the competition on the same night, but that’s what happens when Ambre and Heather (below photo with Bret) become judge, jury and executioner when standing in front of your exes.

Ouch. Bet Ashley and Brittanya didn’t see this coming, two train wrecks whose brains may be made of silicone parts. Anyway, Bret brought the six remaining girls to Miami and had a little surprise waiting for them: their exes.

Taya and Mindy passed the kangaroo court, over which Ambre and Heather presided, with flying colors. Beverly’s ex didn’t bother showing up, which kept her in the clear and Jamie’s friend said she was a groupie, but no more.

But Ashley’s uh, ex (coughs) and Brittanya’s uh, ex? Different story. The first thing Ashley’s boyfriend James wanted to do was bring her back to Vegas, where they live with her son. Oh, by the way, y’know that tattoo above her right boob? Yeah, that’s James written on there. Nice.

And Brittanya decided that instead of being diplomatic, she would just try to punch Heather in the mouth, because she didn’t like her. Classy. Then she spit on her, since she couldn’t get a good punch in. Also superb.

Naturally, Bret was watching the whole thing unfold on closed-circuit TV so he had a idea of what was happening. This is his third show, you know, and I get the impression he’s getting tired of the games.

When he called the girls down to the carpet, Mindy got her pass first and then Taya, followed by Jamie and Beverly.

The shock came when Bret called Brittanya down to the carpet first, and eliminated her. Brittanya actually seemed sad about it. However, when Bret called Ashley down, she came down and he asked her if she thought they could work something out. She couldn’t say one way or the other, so Bret sent her packing.

The blondes are now gone and we’re down to four. Wow. What a turn of events we had tonight.

He might be a snake in the grass, a horse’s…yeah, you know what I’m talking about. But Tailor Made has proven in the weeks on I Love Money 2 that he’s here to stay, until someone can eliminate him.

And that may be easier said than done, since he now has a secret alliance that is in cahoots with him. The last thing anybody needs is for Tailor Made to wield any kind of power.

Now that Tailor has that power, being the boss of the other secret alliance, it will be difficult to have him eliminated from the game.

But if anyone has a bone to pick with him, it’s The Entertainer, who stood idly by while Tailor Made won I Love New York 2 and made The Entertainer look like an ass to New York’s family.

So if there is a silver lining to all of this hoopla, it is that The Entertainer would love nothign more than to get back at Tailor for the comments he made about Frank living at his mom’s house.

But at this point, Tailor Made looks like the strongest person in the house. Does anyone think Tailor will be eliminated anytime soon?

(Sorry for the delay, server’s slow. FYI Editor, please make a note. This was originally written March 14. Thanks)