Mar 09 2009
“Tiny Tool” Josh Wins The Tool Academy - VH1 - Reality TV Circus
Well, it’s official: Josh, the “Tiny Tool” (above photo) from New Jersey, is no longer a tool. Actually, he’s now a married man thanks to the “shotgun wedding” the show threw on his behalf.
Wow, talk about a whirlwind. Can you imagine if Shawn had a whirlwind wedding thrown on his behalf? Someone might have died. And think about this: you were one person away from having the spectacle called Matsuflex (second photo with Josh) rain on your parade and win the $100,000.
Somehow, I doubt Matsu-man-boobs will need it. It sounds like he’ll do just fine without it, if you talk about the promotional appearances and all that. Same with his girl Jenna. I will definitely be tuning in at the reunion to see if these two stay together.
So after Josh won the Tool Academy and was its first graduate–which is notable, since dude didn’t graduate high school–he gave his girl Ashley an engagement ring and then was shocked to hear the academy had gone to all the trouble of putting together a “shotgun wedding.” Yee-haw!
I wonder if this means Josh doesn’t think Ashley is a cow now. You know, at the beginning he called her 300 pounds. Ouch.
Anyway, we’ll find out if this union stood the test of time at the reunion next week. But with Josh’s victory, it just goes to show you it aint the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the fight in the dog.
