Mar
09
2009
What the French? Farrah went home on Rock of Love Bus last night, bringing the total cast of characters down to six. In the final analysis–if that’s what you call it–Bret wanted to really get to know Ashley, the other half of Farrah.
The other thing was, he thought Farrah was a bad influence on Ashley and he thinks Ashley might be the mother of some little rock star someday. That’s because Ashley won her challenge on the redneck riviera, Panama City Beach. She was able to take care of some unruly, hyper kids at the kiddie pool. For her efforts she won a dinner date with Bret.
Bret told Farrah later that he only thought they were friends. As you can see from the look on her face (second photo) she was thinking, “What the French are you thinking, dude?” (Or something like that.)
So with Farrah out that makes two weeks, two blondes gone. (Well, Kelsey wasn’t exactly blonde, but she acted like she was and she was on the blonde bus.) Now we really get to see what Ashley is made of, now that her twin is gone.
The brunettes have been itching to make Ashley’s life a living hell, and now is their chance.
Mar
09
2009
Well, it’s official: Josh, the “Tiny Tool” (above photo) from New Jersey, is no longer a tool. Actually, he’s now a married man thanks to the “shotgun wedding” the show threw on his behalf.
Wow, talk about a whirlwind. Can you imagine if Shawn had a whirlwind wedding thrown on his behalf? Someone might have died. And think about this: you were one person away from having the spectacle called Matsuflex (second photo with Josh) rain on your parade and win the $100,000.
Somehow, I doubt Matsu-man-boobs will need it. It sounds like he’ll do just fine without it, if you talk about the promotional appearances and all that. Same with his girl Jenna. I will definitely be tuning in at the reunion to see if these two stay together.
So after Josh won the Tool Academy and was its first graduate–which is notable, since dude didn’t graduate high school–he gave his girl Ashley an engagement ring and then was shocked to hear the academy had gone to all the trouble of putting together a “shotgun wedding.” Yee-haw!
I wonder if this means Josh doesn’t think Ashley is a cow now. You know, at the beginning he called her 300 pounds. Ouch.
Anyway, we’ll find out if this union stood the test of time at the reunion next week. But with Josh’s victory, it just goes to show you it aint the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the fight in the dog.
