REALITY TV CIRCUS

The parents come down to the Tool Academy this week, starting off what should be a wild next two episodes as the tools prepare for the opportunity to win $100,000.

Obviously the person in the lead is Josh, the Tiny Tool from New Jersey and his girlfriend Ashley. He’s made the most progress in the place so far and has a commanding lead.

But Matsuflex seems to be trying hard to close the gap as it gets closer to the end and so it will be interesting to see if he can get rid of his stupid vainness (picture proof is in the above photo) and actually make it past second base with his girl Jenna.

And finally we have Shawn (bottom photo), the biggest tool of them all, the man who actually started at the Tool Academy with a different girlfriend who thought she was the only one who could help him. Um, no, not when Shaun has another girl on the side who claims she has been with him longer than the first.

I think that in the end this week, the sun will set on Shaun’s time at the academy, leaving us with Josh and Matsu-man-panties in a fight for the 100 g’s. May the best tool win!