REALITY TV CIRCUS

It wasn’t Tommy’s doing, but his toolish ways forced his girlfriend Krista to fly solo instead of sticking with her man on Tool Academy. When she asked him way he was booted out, Tommy replied “I don’t know,” which is about the dumbest thing he could have said!

So he went home in spite of winning that week’s challenge, where he and Krista held an apple between their lips longer than the other couples. But during their “conjugal visit,” he didn’t really show any feelings toward Krista and the other tools got on him for it.

And then Matsuflex, Mr. Man-Panties himself got in on the razzing, telling Tommy he wasn’t there for the right reasons and blah, blah, blah…Then he flexed his muscles and threatened Tommy, you know, the usual stuff.

Tommy threw a cup at him, which was mature behavior (NOT!) and then told America that if Matsu-Man-Panties laid a finger on him, he would “lay him out.”

That stellar behavior earned both Matsu-Man-Shorts and Tommy-No-Job spots in the bottom two and then Tommy was sent home. But when Krista found out Tommy was going home, she didn’t go with him.

Then the three remaining tools started heckling Tommy from the balcony, which is real mature. But what did you expect?