REALITY TV CIRCUS

We all knew Ashley (above photo) with the fake balloons was a total bitch, but in the next episode America will learn how much of a beast she actually is and why she should have already been kicked off the show.

The fact that Bret Michaels still actually has this bimbo around is surprising to me, but he kept that dimwit Daisy around forever too and now she has her own show.

And apparently Ashley knows very little about geography, since she can’t even tell you what in the hell the 50 states are. Not a big surprise, really, when you think about it. If Ashley thought about it her head would explode and so would her fake melons.

But if you asked her where the nearest cheeseburger was, she could not only tell you where it was at, she could also smell her way to the spot.

And if she mentions she wants a cheeseburger just one more time after saying something stupid after drinking too much I might have to reach through the TV screen and strangle her with her own boobs. The only problem is I might get an STD doing it and so it’s probably just wishful thinking on my part.

Anyway, Ashley seems to have a new enemy every week and this week is no different. She has now set her sights on Natasha, when before Ashley set her sights on the person she hated that week. It’s always somebody new and exciting.

Guess we’ll see what happens on Sunday night. All I know is there’s enough silicone on Ashley to build 20 window panes.