REALITY TV CIRCUS

The wheelin’ and dealin’ is already fast and furious on I Love Money 2. First up and more than willing to die for their cause (uh, money) was The Entertainer, who has already shown some leadership skills during the first episode.

Either he is a born leader or the other alpha males are making him think he’s running the show. I think it’s probably the latter, since he made the foolish mistake of trying to get Buddha out BEFORE TEAMS HAD BEEN CHOSEN.

I mean…come on! Who does that, anyway? But to his credit the big E does have his little minions (middle photo) by his side. However, he’ll need a lot more than Heat and 20 Pack if he plans to take out Buddha, who made a secret pact with Tailor Made — though TM is on The Entertainer’s team.

I give it one week before all hell breaks loose, but first we get to witness the blood bath that will be the ladies stomping on each other to get to the cash. No fewer than three strippers are in the second season of the show, led by Anqelique (bottom photo), who may actually be a man. No, actually, that’s how they come in France, ladies and gentlemen, so get used to it.

Angelique thinks she’s such a star that a friend of mine, who had her on his radio show awhile back, ran into her at a Las Vegas casino and she told him she was in a “hurry” and didn’t have time to talk! (BTW she was right on time, according to my friend.) Think Hollywood doesn’t rot your brain?

Anyway, I give the French stripper three weeks tops. So get ready for a cast of characters that will far surpass any ever seen on reality TV.