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We all knew MEGA was a tool, the type of dude who would just snap at the drop of a hat. But he wasn’t that big of a tool after all. In fact, his girlfriend Margo was and so he was booted from the Tool Academy tonight because of her! How messed up is that?

Anyway, the whole thing started when Margo started complaining to the other girls in their house about how she missed home, blah, blah, belch.

Everyone had to know what was coming when MEGA (above photo) tried to get all serious during their “Maturity” challenge and she laughed it off! I mean…who does that? Somebody in high school? Come on! Then MEGA tried again to talk all serious after they won the challenge of bulding a cave together with fake rocks and took her on a picnic, only to have her laugh at him AGAIN!

The other major thing is, after so many weeks in which Matsuflex and Jenna (middle photo) were the most likely to succeed at the Tool Academy, thus winning the $100,000, Matsu-man showed some chinks in his armor after getting soused and acting like…um…a complete tool. (Picture proof below.)

So now there are only five guys in the academy. Rob looks like the odds-on favorite to win it all and Matsu had better tighten up his “man panties” if he wants to survive the new few weeks. It’s gonna get crazy.