REALITY TV CIRCUS

It was only a matter of time before Real dumped Corn Fed, and it happened about one week after the reunion show aired, or just long enough for the fake love to fade.

Now comes the official press release from 51 Minds and VH1  that claims Corn Fed was a goldigger, blah, blah, blah. Who knows about that, since Real was said to have been testing the waters while they were supposedly together–and this was after Corn Fed had moved to California to reportedly be closer to Real.

Whatever the reason, just know that Real and Chance are back for another season of mystery and hilarity. Hopefully this time Chance will actually pick somebody when 20 more girls invade the Stallionaire compound.

And maybe Real will actually find somebody who is really there for him, since it’s obvious the dude falls hard and fast for the ladies.

No date and time have been set for the casting, but I’m pretty sure the ladies will be lined up around the block at whatever city the audition is. What do you think of Real and Chance coming back for another season?

The parents come down to the Tool Academy this week, starting off what should be a wild next two episodes as the tools prepare for the opportunity to win $100,000.

Obviously the person in the lead is Josh, the Tiny Tool from New Jersey and his girlfriend Ashley. He’s made the most progress in the place so far and has a commanding lead.

But Matsuflex seems to be trying hard to close the gap as it gets closer to the end and so it will be interesting to see if he can get rid of his stupid vainness (picture proof is in the above photo) and actually make it past second base with his girl Jenna.

And finally we have Shawn (bottom photo), the biggest tool of them all, the man who actually started at the Tool Academy with a different girlfriend who thought she was the only one who could help him. Um, no, not when Shaun has another girl on the side who claims she has been with him longer than the first.

I think that in the end this week, the sun will set on Shaun’s time at the academy, leaving us with Josh and Matsu-man-panties in a fight for the 100 g’s. May the best tool win!

Big bad Buddha didn’t get his own way after being eliminated on I Love Money 2, so he took his toys and went home sulking. Now it’s everyone else’s fault and instead of doing the gentlemanly thing, which is giving an interview, he gave a statement.

He blamed, in no particular order, the way of the world, Martians and the planet Earth for his demise. LOL He also did not give a shout-out to Buckwild or to The Entertainer. Shocker. And he threatened he would have become violent, had he stayed in the game.

Normally I don’t publish statements, but in order to know the kind of person we’re dealing with I think it’s only fair.  

Buddha’s statement:

“Honestly things went as I’d initially expected them to go. My biggest motivation in joining this show was to get from under the ‘Buddha from ILNY2 show’ and just be known as ‘Buddha’ and I believe that mission was over-achieved. I honestly never expected to win because prior to coming on the show I knew 1.) the hate was going to be too thick and inevitably intolerable 2.) the weak/impressionable competitors would inevitably combine to eliminate me by any means possible. It’s said, ‘Nothing would unite the warring earthlings like an attack from mars,’ and such was the case with me.

Enemies put their differences aside to combine their hate power and project it toward a greater force than themselves and there was nothing that I could do single-handedly against them (within the confinements of the rules).Contrary to how production edited the show, I actually picked 20 Pack because he was the only person I knew would 1. Be a good leader 2. Send me home. For the good of the team I wanted to quit a couple challenges prior but given the silly nature of the rules I couldn’t without having my teammates suffer the repercussions (the ‘1 quits another follows’ rule) so I stuck it out.
I do know that all those that used me as an excuse for their failure and/or disloyalty were simply using me as a convenient scapegoat and excuse for their personal shortcomings and individual weaknesses. I just wanted to play the game the way the game should be played and most others just didn’t want to play in a game where they knew they’d inevitably have to face me 1-on-1, and I can’t blame them for recognizing an obvious ‘no win’ situation. From brains to brawns its undeniable that no one in the house would have defeated me individually.
In the end, I just didn’t appreciate the feeling of being the only adult forced to play in a sandbox full of juvenile delinquents and I still believe that me deciding to leave was the best decision at the time. It was only a matter of time before I was disrespected again and to the extent that Trailer Park Trash (aka Buckwild) and The Mouth (aka Entertainer) did and when that happened, once more, I’m sure I would of gone home immediately except under much different and far more violent circumstances. Every man has his limit and I’d certainly reached mine with the big mouths in the house. The real strength in a man is not in his muscles or his intellect but in his decisions… And deciding when to fight and when to walk away is always one of the great decisions in life and I have no regrets. If you’d like to keep in contact with me feel free to visit http://www.heybuddha.com/ or www.myspace.com/ezramasters.”

It wasn’t a good night to be a G on From G’s To Gents, that’s for sure. In all, four people were called down to the carpet, and in the end, three went home.

A.D., A-Felon and JoJo all were told their time at the Gentleman’s Club was up, the first two (below photo) for supposedly using hate toward Macho (above photo), the dude with a diamond tattooed on his cheek.

JoJo just showed up at this week’s challenge drunk, which made Fonzworth Bentley look bad and so he was a goner. BTW why is Baron (aka Dirty) still around? He made himself look like a real ass during the first episode, but Bentley let him sleep it off. Isn’t that a tad hypocritical?

Anyway, the person who should really be here, but isn’t, the dude with the Froot Loops braided in his hair and wearing multi-colored pants (Riff Raff) wouldn’t have ever done that. He would have said some stupid shit that would have made everyone laugh, but he wouldn’t have used any hateful words.

Not only that, Riff Raff would have rapped about things he shouldn’t rap about, which would have been funny. Bring back Riff Raff!

Anyway, with three people gone they can afford to bring back Riff Raff. Obviously he needs Bentley’s help. I mean, look at the guy, for God sakes!

The unthinkable happened last night on I Love Money 2 when Buddha (above photo with Ice) and T-Weed (second photo in sunglasses), arguably the two strongest players in terms of physical presence, were eliminated back-to-back!

Last night was a strange episode in which Milf has now joined Becky Buckwild in throwing challenges (third photo) as she refused to kiss Buddha’s ass during the ass-kissing challenge. How prophetic, because the hatred for Buddha–combined with T-Weed’s acceptance of Buddha in the beginning–led to both of their downfalls!

Milf was already mad that Buddha put her in the box last week and so she joined forces with arguably the strongest mental player in the game, Becky Buckwild (below photo with The Entertainer) to start throwing challenges.

It worked and because of the two ladies, Milf and Buckwild, throwing their challenges, the green team lost again and went back into the vault. This time, T-Weed’s name came up with Milf and Buckwild, both of whom were there for obvious reasons.

In the end The Entertainer, paymaster for the episode, chose to have T-Weed go home instead of the two girls, who had been working undercover for his team. But the real twist came when Craig, the host announced that the teams would be splitting up and new team captains would be chosen.

This is where the teams picked the players one by one and Buddha’s name didn’t come up. The final two were Buddha and Ice and Buddha was not selected so he had to go home.

Fair enough, but that snake Tailor Made is still in the game, which means all hell is going to break loose next week, as I boldly predicted. He was just waiting for his turn to pounce. Now he’s got it and The Entertainer had better be wary.

The good thing for The Entertainer is that Buckwild is on Tailor Made’s team so she’ll still be able to manipulate the proceeedings as she has done for weeks now. It’s getting crazy, though. Now we’ll see some of the weaker players going home in the next few weeks so be ready for that! 

Leilene was booted from I Love Money 2 in the second episode and is now back to her old job, which is stripping. But she had some interesting things to say about her former cast in Mexico.

First off, she’s really, REALLY tight with Becky Buckwild and Saaphyri. They even spent Valentine’s Day together in Las Vegas, Leilene’s hometown–and stripper capital of the universe. She refers to them as her sisters, which is funny, considering it was those two who threw her under the bus on I Love Money 2. Sibling rivalry, huh? What can you say?

Anyway, it seems that she and Buddha mended fences a few months ago at an awards show, which is good considering Buddha basically called her stupid and a whore and a bunch of other names. But she does admit she’s terrible with men (except for when she’s on stage). She even hinted on possibly having a dating show, since she’s so bad with men! LOL That I would tune in to see.

She also said she’s on Match.com trying to meet men and is actually planning a Hawaii trip with Heat. She’s still getting a lot of heat, BTW, for sunbathing in the nude, which is kinda ridiculous since you do that kind of thing in private. But I’m not sure I get her rationale about eliminating herself for the sake of her sisters. That’s twisted, but I guess I see her point.

You can see the entire interview here and believe me, you don’t want to miss it!

So that brings us to episode three of I Love Money 2. Is T-Weed gonna become the next double agent? From the looks of the previews I’ve seen, it does seem that way. Since everyone wants Buddha gone (except for Milf, who just wants him to herself) it does seem likely that many of the contestants are gunning for him.

But who’s gunning for Tailor Made? The little pipsqueak and I Love New York 2 champion is sneaking under the radar here, acting all quiet as he continues working for Buddha even though he’s on the other team. If they don’t get rid of him soon he will make The Entertainer’s life a living hell.

But I think T-Weed may rat Tailor out at some point here. And speaking of Leilene’s sisters, Buckwild is doing a great job in the game, bouncing from team to team effortlessly. This week might finally be the week the green team wins and if they do, look for a shock elimination. It could be somebody like Tailor Made or Prancer, both of whom haven’t done anything to further the gold team. Angelique could go home too, but she’s so weak I think they would keep her in the game.

If the gold team wins, I think you could see Buddha on the chopping block. If not him, then Milf or Ice. But the whole game could get thrown on its head if Buckwild went home this early.

Now that filming on “For The Love Of Ray-J” has officially wrapped (even though you’re still watching the show thanks to the wonderment of television) Danger, aka Monica Leon, the girl with the gigantic tattoo covering one-third of her face, ia alleging Ray-J got her pregnant!

Is it true? Well, there is the idea (don’t know how this came about…LOL) that Danger may have needed the money she would have gotten from the National Enquirer for publishing such a salacious story. Also, she claims that she was “locked” in the mansion where the show was filmed for weeks, so the baby just has to be Ray-J’s.

Anyway, she claimed that she and Ray-J made wild, passionate love during filming, which took place between October and December 2008.

So for a Christmas present, she got…a baby. Allegedly. Not even VH1 is coming out and saying what actually happened, which is smart, consdering the Enquirer is the king of the trash tabloids.

What makes this story even more ridiculous is that Ray-J may have reportedly still been with Whitney Houston, his sometime girlfriend, during the filming of the show–but those are just rumors at the moment.

Obviously something is going down with this show. I’ve been on to it since it started. What do you think, is Monica aka Danger telling the truth or is she just out for a quick buck?

UPDATE 2-23-09 - It looks like the whole thing might have been a publicity stunt. Now Danger is on her MySpace blog telling the world she isn’t pregnant. Now whether that’s because she had a miscarriage, an abortion, etc. she doesn’t say. How bizarre. Well, that ends that.

Seth “Shifty” Binzer, the lead singer from CrazyTown is still on the loose, leaving paths of Slurpee cups and gauze from tattoo parlors in his wake as he searches for the next fix in this last episode of VH1’s Sober House.

It’s sad really, to have to see this on national TV, but hopefully it helps other recovering addicts realize there is no way out once you’re in this deep. Anyway, if you don’t think celebs read their own press clippings you’re crazy.

Binzer attributes his relapse to a comment Mary Carey’s boyfriend/hanger-on/manager David Weintraub said about him being a “has-been.” What in the hell does Weintraub call himself? A star? LOL

So in this episode we find Binzer shifting from place to place, finally ending up at porn star Jessica Jaymes’ pad, in which the crew (Carey included) discover Jaymes has a black eye.

Although it’s not revealed where she got the shiner, it’s pretty obvious “Shifty” may have had something to do with it. Probably a fight over drugs, who knows? Jaymes did reveal that Binzer may have “jacked” her bottle of Xanax, an anti-depressant.

She seemed more interested in her Xanax than in Binzer’s whereabouts. Hmm….Anyway, as the episode came to a halt Shifty’s friends went looking for him and found him at a hospital, only to find Binzer wasn’t quite ready to go back to sober living, having done a Bruce Jenner and leaping over a small retaining wall outside the hospital where he stayed after suffering a cardiac arrest.

There was one good thing that happened from this episode, however. Rodney King went to the site where he was famously attacked and forgave his attackers. For some it does seem likt it’s time to forget about the past, although the past will never forget about him.

It wasn’t Tommy’s doing, but his toolish ways forced his girlfriend Krista to fly solo instead of sticking with her man on Tool Academy. When she asked him way he was booted out, Tommy replied “I don’t know,” which is about the dumbest thing he could have said!

So he went home in spite of winning that week’s challenge, where he and Krista held an apple between their lips longer than the other couples. But during their “conjugal visit,” he didn’t really show any feelings toward Krista and the other tools got on him for it.

And then Matsuflex, Mr. Man-Panties himself got in on the razzing, telling Tommy he wasn’t there for the right reasons and blah, blah, blah…Then he flexed his muscles and threatened Tommy, you know, the usual stuff.

Tommy threw a cup at him, which was mature behavior (NOT!) and then told America that if Matsu-Man-Panties laid a finger on him, he would “lay him out.”

That stellar behavior earned both Matsu-Man-Shorts and Tommy-No-Job spots in the bottom two and then Tommy was sent home. But when Krista found out Tommy was going home, she didn’t go with him.

Then the three remaining tools started heckling Tommy from the balcony, which is real mature. But what did you expect?

The second episode an eventful show that the contestants — all 17 of them — got a kick out of, literally. Having to kick a ball disguised as a breath mint into a mouth meant as a goal was no easy task for some, but for others it came naturally.

Say what you will about The Entertainer’s team but they have some athletes of their own who are perfectly capable of beating Buddha, and they once again proved that bigger is not necesarily better in the soccer challenge.

Of course, having several players from countries (Italy, France, Central and South America, etc.) in which soccer is the No. 1 sport probably didn’t hurt, either, and The Entertainer’s team came out victorious, 5-4.

Aside from the sporting life, though, the gold team has shown a proclivity toward winning challenges and seem to be the early frontrunner. One noticeable absence from the madness so far is Tailor Made, who seems to be staying out of the way of his gold team mates. That has to do with the fact he’s a double-agent…and we all know what happened to the last double-agent Onix. LOL

Anyway, everyone knew it was only a matter of time before Leilene would be sent home. In fact, her teammates actually tried kicking her out before the elimination had even taken place! Talk about hospitality. Hehe.

Anyway, with Leilene, Milf and Buckwild on the carpet, Heat eventually picked his so-called sweetheart as the one who would go home, which is odd considering they enjoyed playing tonsil hockey (picture proof above.) But Milf (above photo) may be this year’s Destiney, using her looks and sensuality to seduce people like Buddha, now that Leilene is gone.