REALITY TV CIRCUS

Well, lots happened this week on Tool Academy, the VH1 show where guys oiled themselves up thinking they were vying for the title of “Mr. Awesome“ when in fact, their girls sold them out and sent their sorry asses to…the Tool Academy. Bahahahaha!!!

In this week’s episode Shawn (or Dumbass No. 1 in the bottom photo) thought he was being all slick having two girlfriends at the same time and lying about being single to girls who posed as single women, but were, in fact, not.

That is, until girlfriend No. 2 Aida (photo ) came barging in the door to confront Shawn…and girlfriend No. 1 Jaimee (above photo), who had mistakenly thought she was the only one for Shawn. Uh-oh…Um, yeah, What happened next is not for the faint of heart, because basically girlfriend No. 2, who seriously needs some subtitles VH1…please put that on your to-do list…she told girlfriend No. 1 that “you’re sitting in my seat,” in which girl No. 1, or Jaimee (photo above) decided enough was enough and she left.

So now, Aida, or girlfriend No. 2 is now girlfriend No.1. Are you following me here? I think Shawn will literally have a coronary if he has a girlfriend No. 3. One contestant thought something smelled funny coming from the region of Shawn’s butt during the whole proceeding. Um, duh! You would shit yourself too if your girl came and busted you with an illicit affair.

So anyway, Shawn started kissing up to everybody under the sun after that and somehow managed to avoid elimination. That was because there was a far bigger tool, a dude with a jacked-up cowboy hat who told his girl it was okay and didn’t mean anything if he said romantic things to girls in E-mails. Uh, THAT was a dumb thing to say! Okay, first. The girl is a redhead. Not that I have anything against redheads, but they have tempers.

What in the hell did he think would happen when he told her something like that was cool? The thing that blew my mind, though, was that the cowboy hat dude told his girl he wouldn’t do this again! One of the funniest moments in the show came when they interviewed another girl, Jenna, the girl of Matsuflex, and she said “ahhhh…Buzz!…Not gonna happen” in reply to whether or not this girl was doing the right thing.

I think that sentiment about sums up the whole show, really.