REALITY TV CIRCUS

Bret might be playing this one for keeps this time around, after dinking around during his first two “Rock of Love” fiascos. He may be realizing that people are finding out about his hair extensions and the fact he’s hovering around 50!

Well, Melissa found that out but Bret didn’t take her snickering about it on a cell phone to her supposed “boyfriend.” So obviously things weren’t gonna work out between her and him. Um, duh!

Melissa’s been asking him to send her home anyway, so Bret finally did! He told her to “get the f*** out,” and then turned his attention to the other girls. If they thought he wasn’t serious, they know he is now!

After booting Melissa before elimination even started, he kept everyone except Crazy Brittaney and Beverly. Everybody knows Crazy Brittaney is certifiable; it does appear that label was justified, since she has begun a collection of all the girls’ sweaty socks she collected from the hockey match Bret forced them to play in.

And Crazy Brittaney has been found out, ladies and gentlemen. She was booted tonight, along with Melissa, who was gone before the elimination even started. But hey, we’ll always have Crazy Brittaney’s five pages of wedding vows, hiding of food under her bed and stealing of the girls’ sweaty socks. Smells like crazy to me.  

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