REALITY TV CIRCUS

If you thought last week’s episode of Bromance was a doozy, you haven’t seen this week’s episode, in which Brody had the boys endure a “Bro-ath-alon” before jumping on a yacht, only to have Chris P. (you know, the frat prez) left out to sea after he was eliminated! LOL

Hey, at least they gave him a raft, you know. That’s better than being told to sink or swim. Anyway, for some unknown reason Femi is still in the competition. That dude is so irritating; he’s always causing trouble. And what’s with his insistence on calling himself every kind of animal on the planet?

Anyway, the “Bro-ath-alon” was one for the ages. In the first challenge, the bros got on souped-up La-Z-Boy recliners with hockey sticks welded to the sides for steering purposes. They needed them because they had to navigate these vehicles of destruction through a treacherous obstacle course littered with garbage cans, people throwing water at them and other hazards. The winner (Luke) got a trophy that looked like somebody picked it up from Goodwill. That was hilarious!

In challenge #2 the boys paired up, inflated blow-up dolls and tied them together in a race across the pool you had to see to believe! (Picture proof above.) Brody even got into the action since there were only seven bros and the race called for eight, or four teams. All rowed their boat merrily down the stream, or whatever. Again Brody wasted no expense getting the finest trophy known to man and to the victor went the spoils (or something like that.) LOL

But he saved the best for last with the BMX challenge, where I thought somebody would end up in the hospital. Man, I haven’t seen bikes that small since I raced and that was when I was 8! LOL Anyway, the object was to jump these bikes off a ramp and see who landed the farthest away. Chris P. wussed out and acted like he’d never ridden a bike before, going a whopping 1 feet 3 inches. Femi said he was an eagle and soared 2 feet! Anyway, Alex took home the trophy.

After that the bros started crying all over the place when Brody “invited” them for a nightcap. I’ll say this; he’s ballsy as Hell, and nobody can take that away from him. That’s what makes the show so great; he’s willing to do anything, pull any stunt.

It was another killer “Bromance” and this show is fast becoming one of my faves!