REALITY TV CIRCUS

Wow, Bret Michaels didn’t take long in booting several deserving girls off the bus, so to speak. LOL The Poison front man and solo artist took 20 girls in two buses (more on that tomorrow) on tour with him, their first stop: Louisville, Ky. The problem was, he only had room for 15 for his nest stop, which is Indianapolis.

So basically, he got rid of some of the riff-raff, or some of the girls who didn’t show much interest in either him, or his cause, which is rock ‘n roll. He did line out some of the things he’s looking for in a girl, that they like him, they like his lifestyle and they like his music. Three pre-requisites, not much to ask for, right? Right?!?

Apparently, it isn’t, because it was evident early on who could hang with Bret’s rock ‘n roll lifestyle and who couldn’t (Picture proof above.) But one thing is certain, Marcia, the Brazilian bombshell, is by far the class of the bunch (Bottom photo), even going so far as to say she choked a bitch because, “she wasted alcohol…and that‘s not cool.”

I laughed so hard after hearing that I thought I was gonna die! A lady after Bret’s heart!! Aww…I was scared, though, because Bret did have Marcia in his bottom seven, but thought better of it (Thank God!) and kept her on the bus.

Same with Brittaney, who was a porn star and is now trying to get her life back together. Naturally, Bret is a tad squeamish with the whole “porn star” thing, and who can blame him? But he kept the ex-porn star, too, and booted the five he felt were most deserving.

So, it’s on to Indianapolis, where the real fun begins (like there wasn’t any here! Geez…) and Bret tries to find his one true love. After all, you know, he says if he doesn’t find love here, it’s over. Haven’t we heard that one before?