REALITY TV CIRCUS

Heather was asked to leave Rock of Love Charm School last night in a surprise decision, but the judges obviously felt it was her time to move on. In Sharon Osbourne’s words, she had “some things to work on.” You don’t say?

You know, I once had an ex-girlfriend (named Heather, ironically) who gave to me as a Christmas present a picture of her, framed. I said thank you at the time but what I really wanted to do was throw the picture at her face! I asked for snowboarding gloves and that’s all I got? Anyway…

That’s probably how renowned designer Christian Audiger felt when Heather showed up at this week’s competition (the girls designed their own Smet T-shirt for possible inclusion in Audiger’s line) bearing a design for a T-shirt that had her own face plastered on the front. Come to think of it, printing the words “Truth” and “Strength” on the sleeves didn’t help her cause either.

And the fact she suggested the uber-successful clothing line print one “Heather” T-shirt per month in honor of her holiness, I guess, may have been too much for even a Frenchman to swallow.

Audiger asked her why she printed he face on the shirt and she said it was because she wanted it to be like the Ed Hardy tiger that’s popular on his shirts.

Word of advice: Heather, you’re not the tiger on those Ed Hardy T-shirts, nor will you ever be. Amazingly enough, Lacey is still in the house! (Don’t I say that every week?)

And Heather kind of admitted she may have a drug problem, although she said she hadn’t smoked pot since she was in Charm School. What does that mean? Anyway, she’s out of the house now and that leaves three, including Lacey (DOH!), Destiney (OK) and Brandi M. (Why?)

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