Dec 02 2008
Chance Says Goodbye To Bubbles - Real Chance Of Love - Reality TV Circus
It was a sad day on Real Chance Of Love because Bubbles was sent home.
(Let’s all pause for a moment of silence.)
Bubbles is quite possibly the dumbest person to ever grace a TV screen, but we all loved her. It’s hard to believe she’s gone. She made Forrest Gump look like a damned rocket scientist. If you ever in your life get an opportunity to watch her VH1 short “Blowing Bubbles,” you had best not do it with anything in your mouth…or else it will come up your nose.
Why couldn’t Bubbles have faked loving Chance? We all know she told him she was still in love with another man during their candlelight dinner rooftop “date”. Why could you do this to us, Bubbles? Why??? Chance even picked her for his one-on-one date after she bonded well with her adopted “child,” winning the competition. She was half-Dominican, half-Dutch and all-hilarious, except for tonight.
Then, all of a sudden…she went all negative! She dropped the bomb on him and made Chance feel awkward. What a way to ruin a moment! Chance himself is no rocket scientist so he probably didn’t take the news too well.
So Chance probably would have punted Rabbit out the door if he hadn’t received the bad news from Bubbles. This is because Rabbit told him she didn’t like his “breakfast sandwich” consisting of bacon, eggs, PB&J and God knows what else earlier that morning.
Bubbles was so stupid that if Chance fed her rat poison in her “breakfast sandwich,” she would have gladly eaten it, been polite and asked for another. Damn, he was stupid for letting her go! I only hope and pray that some TV exec is out there watching Bubbles so we can all see her again on reality TV.
The only thing that’s gonna save Chance from any of his remaining girls is if New York somehow enters the competition. Listen, folks, this thing aint over. And you never know with this Bubbles thing, either. Chance is so ADD that he may ask back one of these girls he eliminated. I’m still in shock and/or denial over this whole thing. I can’t believe he let Bubbles go. Wow.
