Dec 01 2008
Double Whammy! Jessica, Kristy Jo Expelled From Rock of Love Charm School - Rock Of Love Charm School - Reality TV Circus
After surviving a plate throwing and a spitting contest (even though neither took part in the festivities) the two weakest links Jessica and Kristy Jo went home last night, leaving the total number of train wrecks in the game at four.
As it was blatantly pointed out last night, though, Jessica is not a train wreck…and never will be. Thus she is gone, like a breeze coming out of Lacey’s flat butt. Jessica’s a nice girl, but as Heather pointed out in her “haiku,” she is not what she seems. She’s actually quite nice and somebody you’d bring home to Mom. In Jessica’s mind though she is a train wreck and argued her case, to no avail!
As for Kristy Jo, she finally blurted out she really wanted to take the $100,000 if she won and go to college, since she couldn’t get any financial aid. At least she told the truth! While this is a noble (and somewhat self-serving) cause it does not a good reason make. So out she went…but only after she gave the worst drum solo ever.
Speaking of haiku, expressing oneself was the theme last night, as each of the six remaining girls got up to the microphone and rattled off a “poem” they dedicated to somebody in the house. Naturally most dedicated theirs to Lacey, except for Heather, who smartly dedicated hers to Jessica and in my opinion had the best poem of the six.
Unfortunately the judges didn’t see things my way and gave the title to Brandi M., who spouted off what sounded like nursery rhymes and won. They said she was “raw,” I say she was “Ralph!” Nevertheless, Brandi M. was saved from elimination by virtue of her victory.
The final act for Jessica and Kristy Jo was a note Sharon sent the girls after the poetry readings, in which she asked the girls to decide whether Jessica or Kristy Jo should go home. The final three on the carpet were Lacey (duh), Kristy Jo and Jessica. After Sharon took it upon herself to boot Kristy Jo out the door, she then pulled a shocker and said Kristy Jo wasn’t the person the girls voted out. So Sharon sent Jessica home too, leaving the school with Heather, Destiney, Brandi M. and Lacey.
So now it will be a fight to the death, but with good manners and proper etiquette. Then after the show wraps and Rock Of Love Bus begins January 4 the girls can go back to burping and farting all night.
