REALITY TV CIRCUS

Reality TV Circus is getting too big for its britches! Just kidding. But really, we are. Thank you for your patronage and your support! Man, the month’s almost halfway over and we’ve had almost 10,000 page views!!

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So we’re gonna give this blog a new look, something that is hip, yet sensible. LOLZ

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Brandi C. was booted out of Rock Of Love Charm School last night, leaving us with six uh, ladies (their preferred name) in the house. I think my wife summed up the evening best when she said, “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

She also called the TV a few choice words. What did the TV ever do to her to deserve that? LOL Anyway, I don’t think my wife was the only person who thought they kicked out the wrong person. Lacey basically started the whole thing, but the bitch stays. If you didn’t know (or were unable to watch) Brandi C. got booted because she spit on Destiney.

To me the whole shocking point wasn’t that Brandi C. spat; it was the volume of spit that landed on Destiney’s face that had me at a loss for words. It looked like a half-glass. I think I’ll end my thought there. You can run with that however you wish.

That kind of stunt will give someone an STD! (Half-joking.) And as Sharon Osbourne, the charm school marm reminded Brandi C. at the elimination ceremony, spit does carry bacteria. Brandi C. should have known this, since she’s in the business where getting an STD test prior to every performance is REQUIRED BY LAW.

Apparently she left the memo at home, which is usually what people do when they’re under the influence, which Brandi C. most certainly was. She was so messed up after she went out on her crazy dates she didn’t even know she had spat on Destiney until the next morning.

She even apologized to Destiney, but Sharon found no sympathy for the porn star. And it’s a shame too, since I thought Lacey was headed home for sure. And the spitting incident completely overshadowed the fact the girls had to dress down and date three hunks. We’ll break down the dating debacle later this week during Turkey Break!