REALITY TV CIRCUS

The year of the twins continues. Meet the Ikki twins, namely Rikki and Vikki. They’re replacing Tila Tequila, who had a good run of fake dating guys and girls and reading from scripts. Now it’s somebody else’s turn!

As for the twins, one likes huge guys and is a bit of a gold digger while the other likes men with feelings and doesn’t like fighting. Opposites, eh? Sounds like Real and Chance with breasts, if you ask me! Watch the preview here!

It’s been an interesting year in reality TV world. First, Hef brought in twins to the Playboy Mansion, then brothers Real and Chance have scored the hit reality TV show of the year.

Now we have MTV’s entry into the unofficial competition: the Ikki twins, two former Hooters girls/Playboy spokesmodels who all but came in and booted out Tila Tequila, that MySpace/reality TV skank who raised more than a few eyebrows with the very first “bi” dating show.

Tila’s show even spawned that retarded reality TV show from that Italian guy Dominic and that ridiculous set where it looked like every episode was a date at the old Pizza Hut.

With the new Ikki twins, it’s still gonna be a “bi” reality dating show and they claim to be bisexual but I’m not buying it at all. One TV report says they may not be bi after all, and the whole deal may be a hoax.

One decent clue as to their sexuality (which is actually garnering wagers on some betting Websites) is that their drink of choice is Miller Lite. What feminine girl drinks something like Miller Lite?

I will say this much: Rikki seems to be the more macho of the two, preferring Jager shots and hard bodies. Vikki is more feminine, digging Cosmopolitans. Something doesn’t seem right here. Is it possible that only one of the girls is bisexual? Vikki sure does talk about guys a lot in her interviews.