REALITY TV CIRCUS

Every reality TV series has a moment in which time is suspended and through which all manner of thinking stops, simultaneously, for that one big climax. Well, we’ve had it now, thanks to some comments Heather made about Brandi C.!

Heather apparently had some breathing issues and felt ill (maybe should have kept the comments to herself, but whatever!) and the whole thing kinda started from there. Lacey started in on Heather saying “This is coming to you,“ and sure enough we have war! It’s Lacey and Brandi C. versus the rest of the house (four other girls, to be precise).

In Brandi C.’s case (she is a porn star by trade, seriously) we are not talking about a specific climax, but rather a series of events that led to her spitting on Destiny and creating that moment in time.

To sum it up nicely, there was a big altercation between Brandi C., Lacey and the rest of the girls left in the house. There are now undoubtedly two camps in the house, one with Brandi C. and Lacey and one with the other women, namely Heather, Brandi M., Destiny and Kristy Jo.

A fight between two versus four is hardly fair, but in this case when the two were talking about are a porn star and Lacey, I wouldn’t bet against them! Either way though, the spitting incident heard around the (reality TV) world will at least make for interesting conversation at the water coolers this week.

And yes, I will have my eyes peeled to see if this spitting incident gets Brandi C. sent home, since it really hasn’t looked like she’s been in the game since her friend (and mortal enemy to most) Megan left weeks ago.

Coolio decided to go to Italy to go shoot a video. His kids were to be watched by Coolio’s sister (above photo in red necklace) until he got back, but you know how those kids are…they’re spoiled brats! So Coolio took off for Venice for a music video shoot while his kids (minus Artis, who was with him in Italy) were stuck at home.

Coolio did leave them his credit card (why, I have no idea!) and his sister. After several days of being away Coolio phoned his kids in California to tell them he wouldn’t be back by the time he’d originally told his sister.

But the little punks didn’t get that message to Coolio’s sister! And why would they; they actually had to do work around the house, including chores like cleaning their rooms…Imagine that! The nerve of this lady!! LOL

So once Coolio’s sister left the girls had a great idea…use Daddy’s credit card to throw a party! They decided they would charge $2.00 at the door (brought back memories of that punk paperboy kid…”I want my $2.00!”). But in order to impress the neighborhood they would need new clothes.

Soooo…guess where Daddy’s credit card went? Yep, to the clothes and the three girls went on a shopping spree, courtesy of Daddy. So the party went off without a hitch, there were tons of people and the girls collected about $200.

But at the party two idiots (guys roaming around the house where they shouldn’t have been) knocked down the platinum record keepsake from “Gangster’s Paradise,” which is basically priceless. So after the party the girls figured that unless they wanted to see their next birthday, they had better get it fixed. They took it to a local art dealer, who told them it would cost $225.

This was the funniest part of the show by far, since the girls had to fork over their $2 covers they charged everyone for the party, for the record. They got it fixed just in time for Daddy’s arrival from Italy and thought it would be a great idea to go on a double date.

So they did, taking Daddy’s credit card with them. Once Coolio got to the house and caught wind of what was happening (little Jackie told him), he jumped in his Hummer and high-tailed it to the restaurant where the cozy couples were eating.

He confiscated the card and made the two boys on the date pay. This episode was by far the best yet. Agreed? I hope they renew this show for another season. The last episode is next week.