REALITY TV CIRCUS

If ever you thought that “Rehab: Party At The Hard Rock Hotel” was a show that the whole family could sit down and watch, you would be mistaken, as my old friend always said. He has kicked rehab twice (not the kind here, but you get the idea) and now he’s fallen off the wagon again!

Speaking of falling off the wagon, look what’s back on the air! Why, it’s “Rehab,” that show on TruTV about what to do in Vegas every Sunday in the spring and summer…if you don’t plan on going to church and repenting for your sins.

If you have a tight fitting Speedo or some swim trunks (if you’re a guy) and a bikini (if you’re a lady) then head on down to the Hard Rock Hotel and get some action! But wait until spring, because it’s closed right now…Thought I’d just throw that in…I know how tight some of those Speedos are…Cuts off circulation to the brain.

But bring your credit card when you come and if you don’t have one, you’ll need two gold-diggers like the fake blonde ones who tried to make JaRule (yeah, the rapper) pay for their bill. Ja just showed up (uh, was paid for his time) for an “impromptu” mini-concert in the last episode and his entourage, namely the wife and her friends needed to go potty.

Well, the line to the latrine was about five miles long so Ja’s security detail cut in line and forged a path through which Ja’s immediate fam were able to do their business.

This didn’t sit well with the line but especially not the two blondes, who made a bee line to the security office and started all kinds of crap. Next thing you know, the Rehab security team is marching down to Ja’s little “La La Land,” which is an enclosed private area for VIP’s of the highest variety.

After several hugs and an apology from Ja’s beast of a bodyguard and a few photos for the ladies with Ja in the flesh, you would think the blondes would be through with their tirade. Um, no.

They went straight down to the security office and demanded that Ja pay for their bill. Well, Sharon, the “deputy” security officer let the girls talk for a while and then let them have it, as usual. The moral of the story is not to mess with a security officer going through the change.

The only change the blonde bimbos went through is that they gladly agreed to sign the bill, else they wouldn’t be leaving “Rehab” until they had. Other than that, it was your usual dramatic Sunday Rehab at The Hard Rock Hotel. Can’t wait for next week!