Nov 07 2008
“Chance” Says So Long To “So Hood” - Real Chance Of Love
In a move that made me kinda misty-eyed, “Chance” booted “So Hood,” on Real Chance of Love, the new VH1 reality dating show that may give Flavor of Love a run for its money because it‘s premise is so ridiculous.
In the show, “Real” and “Chance” are the two brothers from “I Love New York” who are looking to find love on a ranch. They mix-and-match potential suitors until each person has their one true love…until next time, of course. “So Hood” was the broad who thinks any flat surface is a perfect place for a lap dance. A lot of pundits felt “So Hood” might be around until the end, but her crazy ways were simply too much for “Chance,” and he asked her to pack her s*** and leave.
But not until he got a little dance. Or two. Or maybe it was five. I lost count. The nail in her coffin came when she won a wrestling match and as a reward was treated to an outing with her man. One problem: the outing was at a public fishing pond, where there were oodles of kids and families.
She didn’t care, thrusting her backside into “Chance” as he continued fishing and basically turned what could have been a quiet California afternoon into near-Californication. “Chance” freaked out and she got up from his lap, ending what would have been the third lap dance of the day.
But “So Hood” wasn’t about to go down without a fight. Nooo, she was bound and determined to get her man. So like any good woman she got up from her perch, went into the ladies room, pulled out a spare bikini from her handbag (‘cause you know every girl’s gotta have a spare swimsuit handy) and put it on, prancing around a public fishing hole while kids stared in horror and parents shielded their children’s eyes.
“Chance” took it well, I think, and like any other red-blooded man he was a bit disturbed by it but went with it. The other point to remember is she was the only female in the pack wearing one. It didn’t seem to matter to her, though, and she was sent packing a few hours later.
In her exit interview, she admitted she allowed her 4-year-old son to watch the show. She also said she would like to get back together with “Chance” and that’s she not really “So Hood.” In fact she lives in a gated community in the suburbs with her son, but she is and was a dancer. That much is true. What did you make of “So Hood” during her time on the show?
